Le anatre non sono mie – David Thorne ci riprova

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David Thorne, già famoso per il ragno a sette zampe, si è nuovamente cimentato nella sua “arte” quando il suo padrone di casa gli ha inviato una notifica che gli ricorda il divieto di avere animali domestici nell'appartamento. Anche se non supera il livello del primo expolit di David, in questo scambio di corrispondenze l'autore è riuscito a raggiungere alcuni momenti divertenti, ma la parte migliore è l'ultima email inviata dal proprietario.

Chiedo scusa per la traduzione forse un po' approssimativa dei testi originali.

Lettera:

Mr. David Thorne
Adelaide, South Australia

Caro Mr Thorne,

E' arrivata alla nostra attenzione, tramite lamentele da parte di altri affittuari nell'edificio, della presenza di un cane nel tuo appartamento. Nel contratto di affitto che hai firmato, gli animali non sono ammessi.

Per favore, chiamami o scrivimi all'indirizzo email XXXXXXX al più presto, per discutere del problema.

Sincermanete,
Helen Bailey

Da: David Thorne
Data: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16am
A: Helen Bailey
Oggetto: Animali in appartamento

Cara Helen,

Grazie per la lettera inerente gli animali nel mio appartamento. Sono consapevole del fatto che avere cani nell'appartamento è una violazione del contratto, influenzando il conforto ed il benessere dei miei vicini e sono in procinto di isolare acusticamente il mio appartamento con cartoni per le uova, poiché comprendo che i miei cani possono causate un certo rumore. Specialmente durante l'ora del pasto, quando rilascio i conigli vivi.

Cordialmente, David.

Da: Helen Bailey
Data: Thursday 21 May 2009 11.18am
A: David Thorne
Oggetto: Re: Animali in appartamento

Ciao David

Ho ricevuto la tua email e desidero ricordarti che il contratto non consente la presenza di animali nell'edificio, indipendentemente dl fatto che il tuo appartamento sia isolato acusticamente. Quanti cani hai sul posto?

Helen

Da: David Thorne
Data: Thursday 21 May 2009 1.52pm
A: Helen Bailey
Oggetto: Re: Re: Animali in appartamento

Cara Helen,

Al momento ho solo otto cani, ma uno aspetta dei cuccioli e sono molto eccitato per questo. Spero in una figliata di almeno dieci cuccioli, dato che questo è il numero richiesto per partecipare alle gare di cani da slitta. Ho letto tutti i romanzi di Jack London per prepararmi e ho costruiti la una mia slitta dal legname che ho preso in prestito di notte dal cantiere dall'altra parte della strada. Ho escogitato un piano che, sono sicuro, mi garantirà il primo posto nel prossimo campionato di cani da slitta. Per il primo anno di vita dei cuccioli intendo dire la parola “spappola” (mush) e quindi rincorrerli violentemente per l'appartamento mentre urlo e percuoto dei coperchi insieme. Ho stimato che l'isolamento del mio appartamento dovrebbe bloccare almeno il 60% del rumore e i cani impareranno ad associare la parola “spappola” con un'enorme paura, così quando lo griderò il giorno della gara, il panico e l'adrenalina li sproneranno a vincere. Sono così fiducioso che sia un piano a prova di cretino che intendo vendere tutti i miei mobili il giorno prima la gara e scommettere i proventi del primo posto.

Cordialmente, David.

Da: Helen Bailey
Data: Friday 22 May 2009 9.43am
A: David Thorne
Oggetto: Re: Re: Re: Animali in appartamento

David, Non sono sicura di cosa fare con la tua email. Hai animali in appartamento o no?

Helen

Da: David Thorne
Data: Friday 22 May 2009 11.27am
A: Helen Bailey
Oggetto: Re: Re: Re: Re: Animali in appartamento

Cara Helen,

No. Ho un pesce rosso, ma a causa dell'aria condizionata nel mio appartamento costantemente bloccata sui due gradi, l'acqua nella sua boccia si è ghiacciata e il pesce non si è mosso per un po', quindi non penso sia capace di disturbare i vicini. Le anatre in bagno non sono mie. Il rumore che i vicini possono aver scambiato per dei cani in appartamento è semplicemente il nastro che gira in continuo che riproduce l'abbaiare di cani e che suona a tutto volume mentre sono al lavoro, per dissuadere potenziali svaligiatori dall'irrompere in casa e rubare i miei tupperware che mi servono per mantenere il cibo fresco. Una volta ho mangiato avanzi di cibo cinese che ho conservato in un contenitore non sigillato e ho sperimentato una consapevolezza completa. La sera dopo ho provato a mangiarlo di nuovo, ma ho solo sperimentato male al petto e diarrea.

Cordialmente, David.

Da: Helen Bailey
Data: Friday 22 May 2009 1.46pm
A: David Thorne
Oggetto: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Animali in appartamento

Ciao David

Non puoi riprodurre suoni di cani o qualunque altro rumore ad un volume che possa disturbare altri. Sono sicura che comprenderai che queste regole sono per il benessere di tutti i residenti dell'edificio. I pesci vanno bene. Non puoi invece avere anatre nell'appartamento. Se si trattasse di uccelli piccoli, andrebbe bene.

Helen

Da: David Thorne
Data: Friday 22 May 2009 2.18pm
A: Helen Bailey
Oggetto: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Animali in appartamento

Cara Helen,

Sono delle anatre molto piccole.

Cordialmente, David.

Da: Helen Bailey
Data: Friday 22 May 2009 4.06pm
A: David Thorne
Oggetto: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Animali in appartamento

David, nella sezione 4 del contratto si dice che non puoi avere animali. Hai accettato queste regole quando hai firmato il contratto. Queste regole sono create per il benessere di chiunque nell'edificio, te compreso. Hai un numero di telefono che possa chiamare per discuterne?

Helen

Da: David Thorne
Data: Friday 22 May 2009 5.02pm
A: Helen Bailey
Oggetto: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Animali in appartamento

Cara Helen,

Le anatre voleranno sicuramente presto verso sud per l'inverno, quindi questo non è un problema. E' comunque un bene, visto che non si trovavano molto a loro agio con i miei 17 gatti.

Cordialmente, David.

Da: Helen Bailey
Data: Monday 25 May 2009 9.22am
A: David Thorne
Oggetto: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Animali in appartamento

David, sto giusto per scrivere nei moduli che abbiamo investigato e che non sei in possesso di animali.

Helen

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en: @TheAceTJShow FYI- Its a mimosa, not a hermosa or whatever you guys were calling it. 07/14/09 11:41am
en: via @ConversationAge The Myth Of Multitasking: Focus Or Fail http://ow.ly/haFC -> I'm mildly surprised it's still a myth :) 07/14/09 11:41am
en: just woke up.. Gonna have a boring day today,no internet or cable where I'll be.. 07/14/09 11:41am
en: Drinking a raw cocao and maca shake before the gym or I would not have as good of a workout this early in the morning or even get up!!! 07/14/09 11:41am
en: @moldfire Jay Ring me! its urgent. y u not answering u phone. i will ring u when i get my mins later.(or come on MSN!!) 07/14/09 11:41am
en: Now I have to decide 1) Stop being excited about opening the Treadmill box to go back to sleep or 2) Tear into the box = no more sleep. 07/14/09 11:40am
en: is checking out her closet to decide what she is going to wear tomorrow,,a dress or skinny jean or mini skirt..what would be the best choice 07/14/09 11:40am
en: ... it is the art to look around and give postive feedback (or something). 07/14/09 11:40am
en: @mcvane This is true! I mean no vampires, no gods / goddesses, angels or demons, etc.. Of which the shelves are full. But not my course. 07/14/09 11:40am
en: @nacromatic cool:) you're at singapore right now? or at the border of vietnam? I wonder how's going on right there:) ~@shobeng 07/14/09 11:40am
en: @debsdebs She dumped Raman and made him her dost. She apologised to him. And he said..... YES! Dosti mein no sorry or thank you. :) 07/14/09 11:40am
en: You either want to help yourself and your child to achieve your goals, or you don't. http://is.gd/1xRRB 07/14/09 11:40am
en: met a crazy old woman on the door...a tenner or nothing! well thanks for wasting my time! 07/14/09 11:40am
en: How to Use Twitter Effectively to Make Six Figures Or More! Finally Exposed! - http://tinylink.com/?ss9OYsceYs 07/14/09 11:40am
en: @philipbloom so if you had the option of the MERLIN or GLIDECAM, which would you choose? presuming you've tried the merlin of corse.. 07/14/09 11:40am
en: Or maybe good morning, depending on where you are lol. 07/14/09 11:40am
en: Seeking jewelry, clothing, crafts, foods and amusement vendors for one of the biggest urban events in Alabama this Fall. Reply or DM us 07/14/09 11:40am
en: Recognizing the signs of alcoholism: Having a glass of wine with dinner every night or drinking a few beers at a.. http://tinyurl.com/l33338 07/14/09 11:40am
en: Have both a personal & professional touch, but don't use the business account to voice your political or religious beliefs. #TwitterDummy 07/14/09 11:40am
en: @hen_bee she doesn't want to chose between u and him or us 07/14/09 11:40am
en: Either my food is tasteless or ive lost my sense of taste 07/14/09 11:40am
en: @zacharylevi I see a list of answers no idea what the questions were Who knows if one of the maybe or no's is in reply to mine.confussled... 07/14/09 11:40am
en: @hanseebundee @SirBarley ~ Corndog trees! Great idea! Or maybe corndog bushes so they are easier to reach. Woof! 07/14/09 11:40am
en: @sbhaniarange ur stuff to be there nex sat or sun itll bcrazy 07/14/09 11:40am
en: How to Enable OR Disable Query Suggestions in Google Search: http://tinyurl.com/ls2ces 07/14/09 11:40am
en: @jasonfry I've also gone +2. I'm following you up the fairway. Or something. 07/14/09 11:40am
en: may get a google phone or blackberry instead of iPhone. Wonder which one is better? Too much info... 07/14/09 11:40am
en: Still sick, at work decideing if i should go to Ponce or not. 07/14/09 11:40am
en: And always gets her way n some way shape or form 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @willrambo I bet some of those kids have heard of Fleetwood Mac too. Perhaps they could teach you a thing or two? haaaaaaaaa 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @CJAMEZ yeah his rhymes they seem recycled and weak or is it just me lmao oh shit im not being a hater am i?? uh ohh lol sym? 2 myself lol 07/14/09 02:44am
en: Watching nemo the fish with my baby brother...or as he says Memo the bitch lol 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @vthrilla @Nbaguy prince or cruz? call it now. <rob> 07/14/09 02:44am
en: Congress: We need affordable care for people with dementia and other long-term conditions, at home or in small, home-like facilities. #fem2 07/14/09 02:44am
en: Plato or Playdough which can you learn more from??? 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @TheMan lbs? Yes. Living in So Cali w/ year-round beach weather is the life. But I'd probably wear a slimming one piece or something. 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @natalieakane With or without the cowboy hat? 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @feedbackjar sometimes, or links to the actual website, then I view menus from there 07/14/09 02:44am
en: Watch out this summer for a free download courtesy of Sirkle of Sound. Go to www.sirkleofsound.com or custairtech.com 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @nicolle77 haha I never liked PBS. It was all boring to me. I was always a vampire or nnja for halloween! 07/14/09 02:44am
en: HOLY SHIT, PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THAT TILA FUCKING TEQUILA HAS A TRENDING TOPIC OR I'LL SHOOT MYSELF! 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @GloBlair Away at AAA ASG HR Derby. So, Albert said JC helped him hit HRs at the Derby, or just thanked JC? 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @dianac2 lol damn lmao is the rest of ur family this hilarious or u the only one with the funny bone 07/14/09 02:44am
en: #truth ... also reuse water from your dehumidifier. If you don't have plants or a garden, do what I do (it might be gross but it... (cont.) 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @savetheturkeys You could work weekends doing retail at one of the mens stores I frequent :P lol or visit Student Job Search 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @DiscountTire maybe throw coupon my way or something when u get chance. just spnt alm $1k on new set 4 lex rx400h. hope they last awhile! 07/14/09 02:44am
en: HGs eating - or at least some of them. Hour and fifteen minutes to Big Brother After Dark. 07/14/09 02:44am
en: Open office software review and some online free alternatives (anyone heard or use peepel?) http://umwls.tk 07/14/09 02:44am
en: Question: When you as for someone's opinion, do you want it, or do you want the lie? 07/14/09 02:44am
en: Evening out meant that I didn't get to Nurse Jackie ahead of time, or get to watch Chuck vs. the Alma Mater, which was a real turning point. 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @bkygibson bky ur the fucking best! Were u there for n dubz performance or did u leave!? 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @bijur got unsubscribed or so from Clanf?? Man, 30$ on GPRS! 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @andy_kaufman_ make up your mind...are you god or jesus? 07/14/09 02:44am
en: I like that the announcers get all excited and r like 'way back!' or 'its gone!' like they just didnt c it coming in a home run derby 07/14/09 02:44am
en: Is Facebook censoring people? I hope not, or I'll be dropping them. Inexcusable. http://is.gd/1xR2Q 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @ayshneck Why do people like to eat cookies, brownies, donuts warm? Don't they know the colder (or more frozen) the better? 07/14/09 02:44am
en: RT @DaniStPierre: So my contract with AT&T is ending...Should I get an IPhone? Or should I look for a new provider? HELP! Definitely iPhone 07/14/09 02:44am
en: cutting off or just cleaning up? Was just thinking - this all started June 29th, only 15 days... 07/14/09 02:44am
en: sometime I wonder why I try or why I eveb still try to care...when my case keeps getting proven over and over again but just keep wishing.. 07/14/09 02:44am
en: RT @PRVille RT @LizzHarmon: Tip: When contacting a journalist via Twitter or FB, send a DM or private message. #HTPR 07/14/09 02:44am
en: You can love me or hate me I swear it wont make me or break me 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @koedam50 haha I sent mine in with 4 or 5 inserts & a goodmama ;) #clothdiapers 07/14/09 02:44am
en: nooooooooo Howard out, now lets see if prince can be king or will cruz wull be cruisin also good luck @chrisbosh hope you win not hatim CV 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @MatthewHLeach Or maybe BondsJuice? #hrderby 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @BigToddie at work til 1030 or so! 07/14/09 02:44am
en: I needa lil help here twit fam...which came 1st Washington DC or Washington State? 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @ehphoto, Wait, did you measure it? Or just guesstimate? Either way, you spent way too much time contemplating it. 07/14/09 02:44am
en: Do u stll lov jen or jess who was better in bed? 07/14/09 02:44am
en: If I drove by @rheaume house tonight and blew the horn many times. Would he feel the love or feel a nerve pop? 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @iamdiddy my kids no matter when, how or where my kids are beautiful every moment of every day 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @Mr_McDreamy umm gossip girl? It's kinda young but the people are hott. Or maybe stargate, since it's scifi. Or Bones. That show's very cool 07/14/09 02:44am
en: Random thought of the day: Do you ever google yourself or wonder who is cyberstalking you? 07/14/09 02:44am
en: lookin fur mr right or Mr. Rightnow! lol 07/14/09 02:44am
en: Thursdays @ sevilla's in long beach! Summer edition. Come thru if you in the long beach, o.c., Cerritos or Carson areas. 07/14/09 02:44am
en: #remember the "Will you be my girlfriend/boyfriend notes wit the boxes for yes or no?" 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @erinbrown3 but when i start my new schedule... maybe you and Kanye can come have dinner with me. well hit up BK or something. ;P 07/14/09 02:44am
en: we'll guys should I use twitter or WHAT 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @KarlRove when will you be on with Keith or Rachel? 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @JoshRW is gettin' his pizza & yes, that means I'm jealous! I think I'll crawl n bed & stick my nose n a book. Or maybe a movie's on... 07/14/09 02:44am
en: RT: Adding #iran to #iranelection works. Please use both so one or both can continue to trend. Someone is encouraging ppl to only use Iran 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @Seanpaffair http://twitpic.com/aa5ro - What flavor? My favorite is mango! Or blueberry! 07/14/09 02:44am
en: btw either shanedawson,buckhollywood,or woodytondorf,can you answer this question:How do you edit videos for and on wat software?plz answer! 07/14/09 02:44am
en: yes, good sign! Guza writing or ValJean? 07/14/09 02:44am
en: Jack Clarke -- used to argue with a guy from St. Loo who was better, Andre Dawson or Clarke. My point 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @ExcellentCandy what about 3 dogs curled up or like 6 cause they dont get uglier in numbers cause that makes me sleepy... 07/14/09 02:44am
en: this i know...evrything u do wit passion...forfills u....n sombody apreciates it or not ,,wichever u look at it..u have influence existence 07/14/09 02:44am
en: #truth... some of the celebrities on here say some dumb, self incrimidating ishhhh! Or maybe its just me. See u on E! True Hollywood Stories 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @bengoldacre MMRballs is ~13 years old now. Another two years or so and the CRS birth defects should kick in. That'll shut them up. 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @lucky_stars_1 you should have told her "bitch stfu" then poured a drink on her or something lol 07/14/09 02:44am
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'>I recall, when teaching in a junior college, that.. <a href="http://tinyurl.com/m28abs">http://tinyurl.com/m28abs</a>: Lecture? Or Not? 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @nessavaldellon You're being cryptic again. Or is that a signal we need to go to the blog? ; ) 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @tonyhawk I used to think the cowboy was on a stale horse back ride in Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive". 07/14/09 02:44am
en: RT @BOSSBLK: www.THEIMMORTALICEMEN.com HAPPY BIRTHDAY @STRETCHMULA come get it in wit us 2nite!!! *Be thr or bang yaself! Lol 07/14/09 02:44am
en: Also, I'm pretty sure #dumbledore can take out Run's House and Seth Green. Seriously? WHo cares about RAW or MTV? It's freaking #DUMBLEDORE! 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @Liz_Alexander I'm more or less over it. I've dealt with the bastards before. 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @HappilyDevoted Just so you know Camilla, I don't see you or Joe as famous. I see you as normal people who have been blessed with talent. 07/14/09 02:44am
en: Will Ferrell is coming!!!! I lied....he's not. Or is he? No? Ok. 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @Barbara_Boxer are you going to support S.604 or do we have to vote you out? 07/14/09 02:44am
it: i needz marijuana or uhm gonna die 07/14/09 02:44am
en: @markpank 140 or not still brilliant :) http://twitpaint.com/1285gsy 07/13/09 12:10pm
en: working on things today and for the first time in a long time, I will have a nice breakfast. Pancakes maybe or loaded hashbrowns? 07/13/09 12:10pm
en: @therealnph So how do you stay so slender--is it your motor-mouth wit or Fred Astaire moves? Just keep on-it's working! 07/13/09 12:10pm
en: "We are built to conquer environment, solve problems, achieve goals, and we find no real satisfaction or happiness in life without obsta 07/13/09 12:10pm
en: i still think its weird that i cant get onto facebook, gmail, aol mail, evite, or anything i need to sign into, EXCEPT twitter?!?! 07/13/09 12:10pm
en: @O2 prolly useful unless youre one of the '000s of people with an iphone or other smart phone :-p 07/13/09 12:10pm
en: Conference Materials - Presentations http://ow.ly/h7n3 Don't forget to add your #ala2009 presos -- or link thereto -- to the wiki !! 07/13/09 12:10pm
en: @JonathanRKnight u may not waffle house it up every night or come out to greet fans before a show, but this...this is amazing. you reach out 07/13/09 12:10pm
en: just finished teaching my cousin and doing her homework.. now i know why will i not be a teacher or y i don't want to be a teacher (...) 07/13/09 12:10pm
en: Mad I'm up this early...no job or nothing to do lol 07/13/09 12:09pm
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'>: paint or decal related for your motorcycle! stop by or call so we can help YOU!! :) 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: even if you don't go to a formal church or consider yourself a part of a religion...take a moment and thank the creator for this great day 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: When Dr. Taylor rings the doorbell at the Ranch, Adam opens it and urges him to pull this off - or they're both screwed! pt. 21 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: @MrPeterAndre hi pete, sent u a message yesterday, listen its my birthday on wednesday the 15th july, any chance of a message or autograph?x 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: @josefajardo can u give me a tip on how to save a control toa bitmap in sl 3 ? something like WriteableBitmap or so.. 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: (3/4) Congress? If our defence be the *real* object of having those arms, in whose hands can they be trusted with more propriety, or equal 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: Also, you co-sign anybody you work for. I won't work for or with anyone or anything I don't personally co-sign. 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: On youtube, look up me singing forever or never by cinema bizarre!!! 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: Joe Jackson wants Michael Jackson's kids to do a world tour next year. Is it just me or does that seem a little screwed up? 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: About to hit the rack, leaving Vegas sometime tomorrow or Wednesday, plenty of time for more debauchery. 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: @gloriabell ~ I am in or a major battle on this one~ no sense ~ cryptic? but 1 that would/could benefit many down the line 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: would you rather be lonely and rich or poor and surrounded by friends and family? 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: @ColinHarrington Option to use global/system gems/plugins or you can "unpack" the gems and bundle them with the app. 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: @AlanzEyes 3g or 3gs? Why do you need to jailbreak, and what method are you using? 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: so are we lost or do we know which direction we shud go? 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: Working hard or hardly working - that is the question... 07/13/09 12:09pm
WATCH THIS SPACE: 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: Like the coffee time thing. Five or six cups? 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: It is karoake night again, luv doing duets too. That of course will be after a long day at work and a heineken or two. 07/13/09 12:09pm
Not that I would leave home for it <b>or</b> something!: Not that I would leave home for it or something! 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: "Here's a cloud. Well, it's either a cloud, or a bit of God's beard" :P haha, some genius lines :D I'll link you up when it's uploaded :) 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: @anthonyjlowe RT @themediaisdying: Bit.ly or Su.pr? Which is best for PR Pros? : http://su.pr/1nSP7T - please rt if you find useful. 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: ive never hated a person or been so disgusted by a person like this in my life..like some ppl just bring out the bad in you to the fullest 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: @adambclark I'd swim anyday in HK harbor, over Shanghai, NYC, London, or Philly 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: @Chris_Boardman how about a bike or at worst an iPod 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: I want to sit by my pool and read one of my new books, "The Magic of Mathematics" or "How We Decide", but I am going to work inste 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: We were with you in TI, we still have to pay anouther 3 or 4 months. But we would prefer to go with you,but can't afford to pay any more out 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: @JonathanRKnight while u prob dont understand us, or where we are coming from u seem to have a genuine interest in fans 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: Is more or less. Who knows at this point. 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: Are people still using tweetni? Do you tag NI related posts with #tweetni or is it just when you join up? 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: LAW: Roast Beef tomato Panini w/gruyere & caramelized onion mustard! Grilled steak or shrimp kebabs, potato leek & bacon soup. Fresh Mangos! 07/13/09 12:09pm
ja: @uzumasa タイミングよくマクドにいる or 家で出来& 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: I am looking for a Carolina radio station PD or MD to help me judge a contest for Hip Hop in Raleigh on Sat 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: @O2 will the Twitter SMS updates use up a free message if you have a text package or be charged extra. If that makes sense 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: my favorite people are those with absolutely no clue or authority think they have both! Happy Monday :-) 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: @colione which Australian show or which Australian city has been her favorite to play at so far? 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: @da_nor @DrRickClayton You mean water with psyllium or water and scotch? 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: I am looking for a Carolina radio station PD or MD to help me judge a contest for Hip Hop in Raleigh on Sat 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: http://twitpic.com/a7vn3 - that took me ages believe it or not 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: @heidimontag Heidi, in the italian language piazza means square. So PLEASE don't ruin our language! say PIZZA or PASTA, don't mix words! ;) 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: @Haslag Entertained by first 2 eps of True Blood and there's been a lot of sex and violence. So far, not a big fan of the accents or "Tara" 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: Following British Monarchy- biggest disappointment of my life. 4 days in and still no tweets about whether Lizzie drinks Assam or Earl Grey. 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: @TechCrunch I'm confused, are you saying Google needs regulating or do you want regulation for SEO companies? http://tcrn.ch/5iI 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: Retweeting @CeivaJoe: Where do you store your photos? PhotoBucket? Snapfish? Flickr? Shutterfly? Webshots? Or some other service? 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: studio gangsters all over the goddamn place. Keep it underground, that's where the good shit lies. Or keep feeding the beast. Denial? late 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: Hmm whether to approach this script with just flat out comedy or go all Blade Runner serious Sci-Fi? 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: @kiranchetrycnn Good morning Kiran. Did JD suggest that the Sotomayor footstool was jerryrigged or "juryrigged"? Made me laugh. 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: Kiss your partner or spouse everyday, tell them you love them it is important to remind you and your heart of the happiness that is on tap! 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: Delta's "It's time to check-in" emails are NOT cool. I thought I just missed my flight. "early" or "advance" might be 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: Check how similar your bones are to a squirrel monkey, lesser bushbaby or gorilla at this great site http://www.eskeletons.org/ 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: Just imagine the house without Noirin or Lisa. Would be so much better. #bb10 #getNoirinout #getLisaout #keepKarlyin 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: @prettybutnaive lol I thought she was just your shy friend or something. Haha. That's completely the opposite for me. Lol 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: ...or I will just sit here and stew because my bike seat is soaking wet. 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: @skydiver Its not so much a 'social media expert'as some are 'social media experts' in a certain niche' market or industry.Not all are equal 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: @farhehe Wet? Hahaha..Run it with water then put some Apricot Oil or something. :) 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: CVS and my ipod were playing the same song at the same time. Bug in the matrix or just poor music selection? 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: "All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my Mother." - Lincoln. 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: I'm happy to see a Seoul Sister win but I needed a Kim. $50 going to the Ball State golf team. I'm not a loser until I quit, or go broke. 07/13/09 12:09pm
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'>: almost as good as disneyland! = ) 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: RT @divadoll123 Sarah Palin's moves are fascinating. I wonder if the MSM is truly paying attention or just looking for things to ridicule. 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: find another leader or everything wil be over in 30 days.#iranelection# 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: Thats the 5th time i had a dream that said @Lloyd_YG "lloyd at st.pete times form" man when he goin 2 do a concert in tampa or st.pete 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: When all my moaning is over, it is only water after all. Skin is waterproof - it's not like I'm the Wicked Witch of the West or anything 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: A commission created by the French National Assembly began hearings to consider whether to enact laws banning burqas or other "full veils" 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: Hey guys I'm looking for new submissions for http://yublog.org. ANY topic is great esp. Bus & Politics or Tech :) Email yublog.org@gmail.com 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: RT @btholteanu: Help! Caut juriu pentru concursul #ursusBTM. Participanti la @BeerTweetMeet . Cine se baga sa ridice tweet-ul pana la or ... 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: @newsychick1 or better still - Lil' Miss!! :) x 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: @rpg7twit In that case their premise is confused, i.e. is web2.0 'still very niche' or is it mainstream enough now to worry about? 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: just finished teaching my cousin and doing my cousin's homework.. now i know why will i not be a teacher or y i don't want to be a teacher.. 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: @SteveHealy well, I won't come to the surgeon or dentist too if I didn't feel any pain on my teeth.. :) lemme know when it's your turn ;P 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: its either edible or shizzle. but nontheless, really REALLY interesting. ^^ 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: @SAGExSDX They do wear cups in the UFC... cup or no cup you're right though it still hurts a lot being hit there ! 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: RT @JohnnyGrey: Tips for kids in the kitchen: Granite, slate or cold-temp worktops are best; they are tough enough for rough 'n tumble cooks 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: Wow its amazing what facebook can do. Ive met family member that I never knew I had or hadnt spoken 2 in agess. wow . very small world 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: @krisis @leesafar @iggypintado .. well where do we all get to hear it.. or do we wait for the movie to come out? 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: Bring brightness to poor's life @ Rs.600 for one Cataract Surgery. Pls Contact 0452 4219393 or 4219292. (Monday to Satarday 10am -5pm) 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: Feeling better today!! Not stressing anything or anyone!! You won't get the best of me!! ;) Spending time with my Baby!!! 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: @roman200881 its my design review session for 3 days. and bruno is not worth full price - rent it or watch at $1 movie. lots of male nudity 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: Just got to Farmington ny. Gonna get a half hour snooze before heading off to Canada only got 2hours or so of sleep! 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: asks why every single german avie I see looks *awfully* HAWT ? guy or gal.. it's F insane ! (LOL) http://plurk.com/p/19bpi0 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: @gamewank Is it? I can think of maybe 4 or 5 really strong emotional scenes in the 110 episodes... maybe i should watch it again. 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: OBSERVATION: Many adults, no matter how sophisticated or intelligent, know very little about the dynamics & symptoms of CHILD ABUSE. 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: join the retweet exchange and get free retweets. or buy them for only $5/50 retweets http://retweet.it 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: http://tinyurl.com/nvyj7g-Will show you exactly what to do, you will be up and running within hours, not next week or month,NOW! 07/13/09 12:09pm
en: http://tinyurl.com/nvyj7g -Will show you exactly what to do, you will be up and running within hours, not next week or month,NOW! 07/13/09 12:08pm
en: Ok hows it going people? Let me get some views on illgals that have an american citizan family and is deported? Right or wrong? 07/13/09 12:08pm
en: Fun Things to do on an Elevator /Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 07/13/09 12:01pm
en: verbal diharea (or however you spell it) over msn. :| 07/13/09 12:01pm
en: Pickmusic.com - Free Music Video Playlists: In their own words"Search over 1,000,000 Music Videos by Artist or S.. http://tinyurl.com/lvxlbt 07/13/09 09:12am
en: like seriously ...why is tht we miss school whn on vacation? or is it jst me? o_O Gosh! i miss my girls! =( 07/13/09 09:12am
en: Man, I almost overslept! If Hilmar hadn't woken up he would've too and we'd just slept to 12 or something! 07/13/09 09:12am
en: fight night round 4 or prototype?on 360.I cant decide 07/13/09 09:12am
en: Do you play the lottery? Bet on a NBA game or NFL game or whatever? Why waste money? you can earn at http://tinyurl.com/lo972z 07/13/09 09:12am
en: i have tried about 1 or 2 hrs to fall asleep and nothing is working. 07/13/09 09:12am
en: will soon (today or tomorrow) send out announcements for http://pypi.python.org/pypi/oejskit 07/13/09 09:12am
en: ok, thats me all showered :)) anybody coming oot? not the now, maybe @ 11 or 12? txt me, bebo me, tweet me :)) 07/13/09 09:12am
en: @Doctor_Death I'm definitely up for doing SOMETHING next weekend, there's talk of Inners or Lakes so far but I'm easy going. 07/13/09 09:12am
en: Designing in purple by request. Can't use my usual tactic of contrasting colours, or I'll end up with a 90s Scouse shell suit. 07/13/09 09:12am
en: "Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death" I Love History! :]] 07/12/09 06:16pm
en: Also changed out the air filters for my a/c. It was way over due by like half a year or somethin' retarded. It even sounds differnt now! 07/12/09 06:16pm
en: @orupakkam @girsubra @athisha எப்படியோ சமாளிச்சு 07/12/09 06:16pm
en: @WGyenny What are you doing now? Eating? Sleeping? Practicing? or Shopping? Take care youself! i really miss you <3 07/12/09 06:16pm
en: @dacort sounds like u r in Seattle or something... 07/12/09 06:13pm
en: @semioticmonkey I didn't mean all social practices are coordinated, but that an institution is minimally coordinated or consistent... 07/12/09 06:13pm
en: im gonna try to go to my mom's today but they aren't answering the phone. i think they may be at church or something unsure though. 07/12/09 06:13pm
en: @YoungPlatinum wow are you being serious or you playing? 07/12/09 06:13pm
en: @Ajriin: me?masak ah..or u come here and enjoy the meal wit me..haha..yum2..xp 07/12/09 06:13pm
en: Change that, might see #Bruno instead. What to see, public enemies or Bruno? 07/12/09 06:13pm
en: hmmm. what shall I watch... Die Hard, The Lost Boys or American Psycho... decisions decisions... maybe I'll watch all three :D 07/12/09 06:13pm
en: Thanks for the responses so far! Last call - can u pls share with me your must-read "success" or "motivational" authors or books? 07/12/09 03:20pm
en: Going grocery shopping, making pork roast or lentil soup, can't decide! 07/12/09 03:20pm
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en: If lifes it's like remote control i will press rewind or forward buttons for enjoy my happy life time 07/12/09 03:20pm
en: @brunolovesbrit I was clubbing in the city, but first we get drunk on parking lot or in park lol =) 07/12/09 03:20pm
en: I need some love :P Or a shower. 07/12/09 03:20pm
en: @DATTBOITOP damn where the fuck dey do dat at.. she know the rules dont wake a nigga up before 12 or atleast 11 unless the house on fire 07/12/09 03:20pm
en: 8am just got home from the party. Mission gf friendship complete. I'm either awesome or demented. Pics to follow. 07/12/09 03:20pm
en: haha...i could tell drunk with your sis last night or friends....? 07/12/09 03:20pm
en: if you keep on reading the book, understanding or "getting it" occurs 07/12/09 03:20pm
en: @RABBITAKAJRICHhinking who is the hottest black reality star rabbit? risky? or myammi? i always been a rabbit man myself whooo 07/12/09 03:20pm
en: @6thheaven yap, I totally laughed at the beginning and at the end. Rob as Kris??? Or Kris as CH? And CH as Rob? LOL 07/12/09 01:21pm
en: @ERNurseB The proper way to say that is "great minds think alike...or some shit." 07/12/09 01:21pm
en: what happens to dreams when you wake up - do they slowly crumble or exist somewhere else #strange_thoughts 07/12/09 01:21pm
en: is off to church. Text him or something after 12ish. 07/12/09 01:21pm
en: @AmyHorror lol well is it your cat ?? or shared ?? 07/12/09 01:21pm
no: Coke or Diet Coke. I prefer... Coke :) 07/12/09 01:21pm
en: It must be even *more* sobering for a writer to realise that some of his or her pulped novels will be recycled as toilet paper. Harsh! 07/12/09 01:21pm
en: @itsthomasbitch I ain't know if we confirmed a date or if I had mistaken a snore for a yea 07/12/09 01:21pm
en: @PD90 The problem, everywhere, is with the blind who believe their father or boss only, despite any evidence. #iranelection. 07/12/09 01:21pm
en: @flothecat I am awaiting my smooch with you on the beach blanket, be quick or all you'll see is me sleeping on the beach blanket #pawpawty 07/12/09 01:21pm
en: Mai chaiye sub kuch or hai </3 07/12/09 01:21pm
en: Interview at Thomson Reuters went extremely well - I should hear something one way or the other by early this week. 07/12/09 01:21pm
en: Til' those rules are superceded by other rules or that computer simply wears down or quits. Computers are obedient to a fault. #TSCC 07/12/09 01:21pm
en: is doing laundry all day or going boating, you decide! 07/12/09 01:21pm
en: @kamizee still considering it....indecision...that or the honda.... 07/12/09 01:21pm
en: the buzz is Sunday or Monday is a religious holiday; any news on this ?#dubai 07/12/09 01:21pm
en: @amourecullen3 Oh.. oh no Amoure.. im.. so sorry, but are you happy about the baby or..? 07/12/09 01:21pm
en: BabyAge - Save 30% or more on Britax Car Seat Closeouts! (~limited) http://u.mavrev.com/lh85 07/12/09 01:21pm
en: Hmmmm...2.30pm...Get out of bed or stay in it....what to do!! 07/12/09 01:21pm
en: RN OR Ambulatory Surgery Center Full-time 7a-3:30p - WASHINGTON, DC, 20539, USA.. http://twit.ac/BaU 07/12/09 01:21pm
en: If I was a weather forecaster I would say a promise of rain today or a threat of sunshine. They do it wrong now. 07/12/09 01:21pm
en: star treking across the universe.... or at least ohio - c uc guys soon! @marteeeen @runthejonathon @maxgoldberg @vascid 07/12/09 01:21pm
en: star treking across the universe.... or at least ohio - c uc guys soon! @marteeeen @runthejonathon @maxgoldberg @vascid 07/12/09 01:21pm
en: Goodmorning! Isn't today Mama Jonas' birthday? Or is it tommorow? Ha I always forget 07/12/09 01:21pm
en: Is it just me, or is plain ol' email starting to seem a bit quaint & old-fashioned? 07/12/09 01:21pm
en: Some people RT so many URLs that I wonder how they have any time to work and live. Tone it down. Or move to Digg instead. 07/12/09 01:21pm
en: Good morning or good afternoon, world! 07/12/09 01:21pm
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'>: all of u must watch this!! all of you.. and comment or whatever.. but watch this! 07/12/09 01:21pm
en: fishinggg in this beautiful weather :) or maybe just catching some rays... 07/12/09 01:21pm
en: w0000 been quite the week, just started my job @ an exoitic fruit store or something .. anyway they are overprised, overprised like hell XD 07/12/09 01:21pm
en: My I.P. http://www.wastedlands.com is ideal for a series of films, or a TV series with. 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: @or is chilling out all those nights when i could ve been praticing catching up with me, what is my motivation 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: www.getrevved.com It's promotion time! $10.00 off of a Roll of Revv Wafers, Happy Girl or Zeal. Use Promo Code Twitter. www.getrevved.com 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: @f1fanatic_co_uk NOOOO, don't bring on the rain. Or do. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT, ARGH. 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: @CurlieMeg and you're always welcome to honk and even knock, or call 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: @GrantWahl Is is just me, or is his response to Donovan's words a veiled knock on his status? "I've played with some of the biggest players" 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: i think i should go down and let the parents know i'm okay and awake haha:) i have a message on my phone asking if i'm in bed or slept out:) 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: @moriagerard Story is supposed to be about city. I chose Boston. Didn't have enough about Boston, or enough sex, so adding 2 chapters. 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: @talktomichelle awww sweety... I think you should break up or talk to him about that... I'm married a year ago :) 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: @Shamalee oki doki mama, wat hapnd to yr registration or watev dat quickie was? ya betr tell me errthing aite! love u long time! x 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: @mattcohen4real Whats super? Mandy's lasagne & apple pie? So are you both still in Florida or back at your other home 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: @Cobras_Stoney: That guitar on your pic! That's egbert! :O or not? 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: @gerard_reject But there's a reason why I haven't kept in any contact with you. I don't hate you or hold anything at all against you. 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: @AnnCurry we waste time &money 2 deliver the answer we already knew let's not pull a Reagan or Bush here.They admitted it make them do work. 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: @wyelin Ask your sister or brother to go lol 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: I probably won't check this site again for another 8 or 9 months lol, I dont have time to sit here with this sort of bullshit ! nooch ! 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: Morning floorset: Bad idea or THE WORST idea? #fb 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: RT:@GLMTours Come with us on Safari or tour South Africa with us.It's easy just mail for info. http://yfrog.com/0wd46j 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: I forget who my head is when I am around people, because my brain's mission is to fit in or get them to see the good spirit in my heart. 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: @heartsmoothie Yeah! I'm up for the day. I slept 6 hrs or so. 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: @LadyTee193 some man with a disabily or somethin 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: will not be twitter or plurk or blog or msn cause going to studies. mugmugmug 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: @fieryNERD Or your mind has finally turned on you. 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: Trade Forex, Futures or Stock? Ever wonder if Markets can be Predicted? Visit our blog & see for yourself http://vinstradamus.wordpress.com 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: Often think it's me being me that I find some people irritating and/or "odd" but police arrest of 1 guest&sacking of colleague say other 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: Wonderin if I should start lookin 4 a new job now or later. I wnt 1 tht pays as much as I make now. ugh 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: @PTA_Mom I probably shouldn't drink it. But it fuels me for the day. I usually only have one or two cups. 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: eating rice crispies or "warm cereal" as Rio calls it and staying home from church since she is still contagious. 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: @soira9 - Oh! coughing! NO! You poor thing - what a rough trot you've had. :( Can't wait to see you tho... (Wed, or Thurs :)) 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: I wonder if anybody has ever *actually* slipped on a banana peel. Or maybe it's just some propaganda created by Apple to sell more iPods. 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: D'ya see..everyone wants to know..RT @soulberries: @Sunshineliron So what's this record you've broken? (Or do I want 2 ask?) 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: @RaaachelG whats happening with my prom dress? are you dropping it to mine or do i have to find a way to get it from yours :) x 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: we prefer Peaceful Protest , but Basij attack us anyway , BE PREPARED , carry Wooden or Steel sticks to fight back against Basij attacks 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: Do you rock ruff n stuff? With or without your afro-puffs? 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: or maybe I should just make a bowl of fruit salad? 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: @barryfrangipane french wine or not; good choice of wine. i must admit. 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: @la_barriga i might get tiffany & co. glasses as well.. either that or D&G ones bc i found some that are reeeally cute. 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: Sitting at the er with my wife. Believe it or not its moving fast. 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: .... right here, in the here & now in this sink or swim life tht we are in not even the government can assure peace of mind 4 every1 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: Very uneventful start to the garage sale this morning. It better be worth our effort to miss the event today or I will be very sad. 07/12/09 01:20pm
no: Do you like blondes or brunettes? 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: #dailyquestion I exercise every time I click my mouse or turn the page of a book. ;) 07/12/09 01:20pm
no: Do you like blondes or brunettes? 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: Now he prays for my downfall! I hope u get fired or u quit ur job! Now y would I do that!..gbr! 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: Can't tell if Tomcat needs to be installed before installation, or if its installed as part of the install process 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: #ihavetoadmit Sooner or later I'll need Twitter rehab. 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: before or after uni I may take a gap year and go live in LA :D 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: To listen to music and/or commission music visit. www.kathrynpotter.com 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: @MarionChapsal yes I missed something goodI think ! Was it photos or a blog? I'm in Sunday slow mode! 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: http://tinyurl.com/ntz26j -As A Maverick Money Maker You WILL Make Money Or It's FREE!~ 07/12/09 01:20pm
no: @danics wahh.. miss ko na kayo.. basta meet tayo sooner or later :) 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: RT or visit this link to join a twibe (Twitter group): http://twibes.com/eLearning?v=2 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: And can I just say, I'm quite happy that my 500th follower is a real person, not a spam bot. Or at least I hope not! James' ego, signing off 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: http://tinyurl.com/ntz26j -As A Maverick Money Maker You WILL Make Money Or It's FREE!~ 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: Trade Forex, Futures or Stock? Ever wonder if Markets can be Predicted? Visit our blog & see for yourself http://vinstradamus.wordpress.com 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: http://tinyurl.com/lbh7r9 - Make money online with me..just copy my campaign and make $600 daily or $3000 per week 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: Tiffany's a meanie and woke me up too much from her phone call at 9am. She's lucky I love her to peices. Or she'd be dead. 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: @Mayhemisdafutur lol I'm serious tho ppl be on here like they don't have family friends or a damn life they make me mad smh 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: min's over my house. we gonna drink till our kidney fails:D and were going to school tomorrow to get detention! CLEVER OR WHAT? 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: It's TOS time. Or... nap time, wtvr. Maybe both. I'm going to dream of Shatner. Again. 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: Obama Stimulus offers 4% Mortgage Refinancing or Modification ... http://twurl.nl/zfzyl3 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: Are you a COACH, CONSULTANT or CREATIVEPRENEUR and want to take your business higher? http://www.rapidbusinessrenovation.com. Call 7/16. 07/12/09 01:20pm
en: Jesus Christ how hard is it to blow a relatively small chunk and get every house in the UK equipped with wind turbines or solar panels asap 07/11/09 11:32pm
en: @charlottedotcom Didn't you get food poisoning or something from pancakes once? :P 07/11/09 11:32pm
en: @midnightalumni there is this lil boy he is so cute lol hes prolly like 4 or so...he looks like a mini surfer. dark skin 'long' semi-curly 07/11/09 11:32pm
en: Took the tape off my incision today - my DR rules!!!- no stitches or staples, just a clean little line ☺ 07/11/09 11:32pm
en: @JTherrien @Marceuse I direct messaged you both. I'm jumpin in my car. Read that Shit and hit me up or all will be lost! 07/11/09 11:29pm
en: am using clothes folding as an excuse to keep watching Spiderwick Chronicles rather than start cake icing or sausage roll making 07/11/09 11:29pm
en: Arizona people.. suggest a good place to eat dinner tonight (sushi/japanese or steakhouse).. I need to go somewhere new.. 07/11/09 11:29pm
en: Embarrassing myself on roller skates. Stupid fear of death or maiming. 07/11/09 11:29pm
it: @carlamedina Miley Cyrus or Taylor Swift 07/11/09 11:23pm
en: Just realized I maybe a prostitute. I get picked up or met at a car, driven to a location, she has her way with me, then drops me off..WTF 07/11/09 11:23pm
en: @TonySpallelli something about ya Tony...just brings out the worst...or is it the best...in us?! 07/11/09 11:23pm
en: @alexcreary false. Or else they'd know u said it 07/11/09 11:23pm
en: Of special note is that when one or more of these are missing, (Passion, Love, and Commitment ) CHEATING is also far more likely to occur. 07/11/09 09:52pm
en: @indiecindy93 it was Jack O'connel or whatever he's called 07/11/09 09:52pm
en: @sammie_b23 oh heck yeah!!! Sent the to my email or FB! ;) 07/11/09 09:52pm
en: ughh. Stupid rain. No tennis or volleyball ): imma just watch Harry Potter till Harper's Island. 07/11/09 09:52pm
eo: Boma, Icon, or Mitch's owwww lol 07/11/09 09:52pm
en: @laura_251992 At last!! Someone genuinely commenting on the film rather than trying to flog a download or some cheap ass dating site 07/11/09 09:52pm
en: @amansmith Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/11/09 09:52pm
en: is stuck at a 76 station in Hemet cuz either Tori or Jonathan locked the keys in my van. This is fun. 07/11/09 09:52pm
en: tomorrow i want everyone to learn a new move or if you can't find one to learn practice a move you struggle with and perfect it!! 07/11/09 09:52pm
en: @B_Real420 SNAP ! BOOTSY. COMING OR GOING..... STILL THO. WEAK! 07/11/09 09:52pm
en: Hey! Are you (or someone you know) looking for a sublet in San Francisco for August? I have a big, great room in Lower Haight. 07/11/09 09:52pm
en: @Cache_Babyy whats mowilliams twitter name or jus send it 2 me 07/11/09 09:52pm
no: @matrix31 I like 17 or 43 07/11/09 09:52pm
en: @GeminiStarr @JessicaNKOTB LMAO candy or doorknobs! I can't...maybe he wants his key to fit in your keyhole! 07/11/09 09:52pm
en: @GuessWho_82 Snow is pretty but try driving in it or try getting to work in it or paying to heat your home. Not fun. 07/11/09 09:52pm
en: http://tinyurl.com/ntz26j -You can work from home, or anywhere else in the world 07/11/09 09:52pm

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